Girl: Today i wear black blouse, black panty hose, black gladiators, black hair, black watch, and pink heart for you <3

Boy: And i have a pink head for you <3

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Girl: *Hungry

Boy: You want to eat sausage with cream?

Girl : ?? What flavour??

Boy: hmm, which one do u want? honey comb or lemon?
*I only have two types of seasoning(shampoo) now



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Okay. as yal know by now, whenever i'm not so happy, i try to administer to it and make myself amused.

Well, it's working cuz I can't stop laughing bout this FML HAHAHAHAHA BEHOLD

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Karma gets to everyone.

Asnah mentioned to the prof comm students that she used to be a very good speller until she laughed at her then boyfriend when he spelt "busy" as "buzy". lol. sounds a tad ridiculous but really, when you feel you're losing you're touch or having that sulky day, it may just be Karma getting back at you.

My goal now is to up my Patience, and decrease my sensitivity to things i hear.

Sometimes i think i TTM. The first T here is central. That's what gets you the ignominies you're trying to steer clear of.

Anyway, as long as you have the patience and the immunities to negativities. All is good man.. All is good.

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Got these while web-browsing:

"You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday." -- A sign in a Moscow hotel across the street from a Russian Orthodox monastery.

"Let's skiing." -- A sign in a ski chalet in Nagano, Japan.

"Dah Wong Path." -- A sign for a park path in Hong Kong.

"Refund!" -- "Caution," as translated into Italian on a "wet floor" sign in an Italian McDonald's.

"Our staffs are always here waiting for you to patronize them." -- From an advertisement for a hotel in Tokyo.

"Please waste." -- Signs on trash cans in an amusement park in Osaka, Japan.

"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid." -- A sign in a Yugoslavian hotel.

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." -- A sign in a Japanese hotel.

"Specialist in women and other diseases." -- A sign outside of Roman doctor's office.
(HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA)

"Is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis." -- A sign in a Tokyo hotel.

"The manager has personally passed all the water served here." -- A sign in an Acapulco hotel.

"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension." -- A sign in an Austrian hotel catering to skiers.
(Fellow Semantics students: this spells OBSCURITY!:))

"Ladies may have a fit upstairs." -- A sign outside a Hong Kong tailor shop.

"WARNING: Tips for waitress not privilege off customer, and not optonal to do! Is custimarry and IS THE LAW for leave tips, otherwise is possibul to face prostection by law! Please be responsivele, leave tip and no go jail! Have a nice day!" -- A sign on tables in a Chinese Restaurant in the United States.
(Whoa dude, slowwth daunn. i geths u)


You did not report yourself by the Alien police. You have to do this in a short time, otherwise you get troubles! When you don't come to our office, we demand you to come! And when you don't come again, you maybe have to pay a fine, and it is possible that you will be expanded." -- A letter sent by the Rotterdam (Netherlands) foreign police to someone who did not show up for a registration appointment.



When learning English, sometimes being close is still very far away
Lol. good day to all

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WALAOOOOO. Internet deprived taooooooooooooooo... mother also don't recognise ah.

Yay i have wifi here in the "interim" house, aka cuzzy's place. Guess who taught me that word. hahahah. who know who you are. bluek.

It's been a hectic but Fun week
On Monday, went to Hashimoto san, Japanese ambassador to Brunei's farewell in the Senate room for awhile then stealthily departed to mam's car. Cuz i forgot to bring my toothbrush, facial cleanser, shampoo, and conditioner up and i had to buy a whole new set. I lost count of the times i forgot to bring something when i pack up ;_;. (Update: when i reached to ground floor, the guard on duty gave me a humble smile and greeted me "Good morning".it was 7pm. hahahahahhaa)

Speaking of the things i forgot.......... LOL. Please bear with me, it's my blog anyway.
I forgot to wear a BRA to class. ()*#@$(#$*(#$*&#. LMAO.
I was wearing this woolly kinda top so the material was quite thick, and i didn't know what'd gotten into me that i didn't think of wearing a bra. So, i just went up to bandar like that. Usually when i arrive, i leave my luggage in the car and bring my facial stuff up to my room, and quickly go for class.

That was what happened on monday too, the luggage was in my friend's car, and i was stuck without a bra. T T
In dire times of need, a girl has to Improvise... lol
I'm not gonna go into details on how i did it here because it'll sound so weird but basically, i went through a WHOLE day WITHOUT wearing a bra in uni. lololol. Sandy said if she goes out without a bra, her boobs would be at her stomach already wtf.

Ok enough of dim-witted stuff. On Tuesday, i was stressed to the core. Mainly because of the unimaginable amount of assignments i was presented with. FUCK LE 321*
Went gym in the evening. I didn't apply for the monthly membership because i'd mostly be in KB. Thinking that $8 was gonna allow me access to use the machines, go for aerobics class, and also the sauna... was sooo wrong. T T

If you do not have membership, you would have to pay $8 for using the gym, $6 for aerobics class, and another $6/$8 i forgot for using the pool/sauna. And the membership for students is only $45 per month! FTS

The aerobics class only starts at 6pm and i arrived at 5 and i didnt wanna waste my money for one bloody session so i waited on the couch for an hr. LOL. Thank god for companions.
Ok.. so this is dim-witted stuff anyway.. ;_;

On WEDnesday, i went for the BJFA orientation and had lotsa lotsa fun! We player kid games but well, one needs to be a kid once in a while:) When you lose a game, they draw lines or funny scribbles on your face using washable crayons. When i arrived back at the dorm, a girl was giving me The look when i walked passed her door.
Nabeh.. just finished shower still got eyeliner on u think you very pretty ah?
When i got back to my room then i realised i've got a green streak on me face which looked like those streaks which u accidentally mark to your face when you have your pen in your hand.

T T

Ok, i guess this whole post Is about dim-witted stuff. My life revolves around them. Bye

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OOPS. MIA

Farnee shit




ME: sighs. lately really get to know a lot of toufu guys
one is my bf


M: your bf not toufu la, he got toufu mulut only. he won't simply go touch gals one




HAHAHAH. LDM. i miss koibito! more posts soon!

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1) You don't know a screwed up when you see one. No shit.

2) In relation to 1, observe, people.
Angelic faces tend to get away with everything. Sad case for us mean looking people.

2)Today is a sad day for me and my doggies. I am an ignorant being, but this adds to one of those things that i will never forget in my life, because I made the fate. :'(

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On the contrary, went to a wedding yesterday. Koibito's pal.
Snap, you're married just like that. Life :)
Bride and Groom looked dazzling:)
The company was fun:)
Koibito's dancing was... LMAO. may all goodness be upon you.*puts on serious face*

Koibito was.. amusing. LOL. i wish i had known he was the kind of person that he actually is when i just met him. You know when you just meet someone, you put up this temporary "assumption" of the person's character before you get to know him or her more.
Well, this "temporary" assumption had been quite affixed to my mind and seeing the him now ( whis IS his character all along, just that i didn't notice it) is kinda mind boggling. I don't know whether to laugh or faint. (i'm just rambling)

Anyway, as I said,he is Amusing. :)
Koibito is unlike any other guy i know:) and most of his traits that my friends or his jeer at, I don't mind the least bit.

Sometimes, being a huffy impatient girl, you need the Complete opposite to complement you.

I found mine. <3

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haha. thank goodness for funny shit.


















This reminds me of Shen idk why hahaha sorry 8 years!





















Bi this is for you >:< (that's an angry brow and and a frown btw lol)







HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! FTS!!!

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02:19 Shimmerloved

And so right, i'm just here..in the living room, on my laptop, with a white mask sheet on.

Dad: You don't look like you with that thing on
Me : *Indifferent*
Dad: Looks like someone else

*silence*

Bro : Like snow white?

HAhaha. my bro.



Update:

i've been getting some sort of revelations these few days..these images have been randomly popping in my head since last monday... i think they're trying to reach me


to tell me: EAT MEEEEEE~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!

thin crust Hawaiian pizza, kiwi tarts, and peppermint mocha frap..

it's an omen that i'll never be thin wtf

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