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Friday, 21 August 2009
♥; Calm, poise, and balance baby
Karma gets to everyone.

Asnah mentioned to the prof comm students that she used to be a very good speller until she laughed at her then boyfriend when he spelt "busy" as "buzy". lol. sounds a tad ridiculous but really, when you feel you're losing you're touch or having that sulky day, it may just be Karma getting back at you.

My goal now is to up my Patience, and decrease my sensitivity to things i hear.

Sometimes i think i TTM. The first T here is central. That's what gets you the ignominies you're trying to steer clear of.

Anyway, as long as you have the patience and the immunities to negativities. All is good man.. All is good.


Got these while web-browsing:

"You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday." -- A sign in a Moscow hotel across the street from a Russian Orthodox monastery.

"Let's skiing." -- A sign in a ski chalet in Nagano, Japan.

"Dah Wong Path." -- A sign for a park path in Hong Kong.

"Refund!" -- "Caution," as translated into Italian on a "wet floor" sign in an Italian McDonald's.

"Our staffs are always here waiting for you to patronize them." -- From an advertisement for a hotel in Tokyo.

"Please waste." -- Signs on trash cans in an amusement park in Osaka, Japan.

"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid." -- A sign in a Yugoslavian hotel.

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." -- A sign in a Japanese hotel.

"Specialist in women and other diseases." -- A sign outside of Roman doctor's office.

"Is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis." -- A sign in a Tokyo hotel.

"The manager has personally passed all the water served here." -- A sign in an Acapulco hotel.

"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension." -- A sign in an Austrian hotel catering to skiers.
(Fellow Semantics students: this spells OBSCURITY!:))

"Ladies may have a fit upstairs." -- A sign outside a Hong Kong tailor shop.

"WARNING: Tips for waitress not privilege off customer, and not optonal to do! Is custimarry and IS THE LAW for leave tips, otherwise is possibul to face prostection by law! Please be responsivele, leave tip and no go jail! Have a nice day!" -- A sign on tables in a Chinese Restaurant in the United States.
(Whoa dude, slowwth daunn. i geths u)

You did not report yourself by the Alien police. You have to do this in a short time, otherwise you get troubles! When you don't come to our office, we demand you to come! And when you don't come again, you maybe have to pay a fine, and it is possible that you will be expanded." -- A letter sent by the Rotterdam (Netherlands) foreign police to someone who did not show up for a registration appointment.

When learning English, sometimes being close is still very far away
Lol. good day to all

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